The “Hillsburger” Kicked My Butt
There’s a Dairy Queen in Hillsboro, OR (the corner or Brookwood and TV Hwy) that does things a little differently than other restaurants in the chain. The ice cream menu is the same, but they make their own burgers and fries - bigger and better than the standard frozen stuff.
This is the “Hillsburger”. Two 1/3 pound hamburger patties on an extra large six inch bun. All the fixins. Note the medium drink and my wife’s regular (but still quite large) “Queen” cheeseburger in the background for scale.
Yes, I ate it. Yes, it kicked my butt (in other words, I was regretting it for quite a while afterwards ;-). Worst part was they used Miracle Whip (which I can’t stand) or some other salad dressing instead of mayonnaise.
Had to take this photo to commemorate the occasion.

September 24th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
Josh,
I knew there was a reason I likes you (besides being my brother -in-law). You too join those who HATE Miracle Whip. It is forbidden in my house!
Joe
September 25th, 2006 at 9:22 am
Miracle Whip is as repulsive as Dubya. Hellman’s ALL THE WAY!